Tuesday 28 May 2019

Someone is knocking


I open the door of my big safe house. Oh no, it's somebody collecting. What is it this time? Young person with big wide smile all set to talk to me but no, I'm busy. Lost in a tune and I can't bear to go through the spiel. Sorry I'm busy. Close the door. Go back inside.
***

I've been on the boat for weeks. Too many of us but already some dead and gone. More space on the boat but not much. Still crowded. Can't move. I'm thirsty, barely alive. I need a drink. Desperate for a drink. Water. Mouth dry. Throat cracked. I dream of water. One child left. I'm holding her and she's not crying.

I lost her. Just me crawling on to the beach without her. Lots of us. Crawling on to the beach watching men in uniforms coming towards us.

***


There is a tree overhanging my veranda with a small bird singing. Brown. Small. Ordinary. No special markings. Nice chirping. Flies away.




Monday 27 May 2019

How to Spice Up Your Blog with pics - part 1


You've written some killer text - it fair bounces off the page and drags your reader along with it. But. Wait. You need more. Remember, remember that old saying about a picture, about what a picture is worth... (this one's called Singing and Dancing).

Well, you knew that already and you've got your phone to take photos. And yes, they are so good. But what happens if you're writing and haven't got the pic you want, nothing suitable and you can't find anything? Or if you want to add something funny (or helpful or moving) to a pic you're taken? Well, that's when it's so useful to have a device that you can draw on.

Now all devices are not created equal. Not as far as drawing goes. Take it from one who has learned the hard (and expensive) way.

In fairly recent times, I've had:

Samsung phone with S pen  - excellent (but now I've got a Samsung phone without an S pen because it was so much cheaper... however....).

Microsoft Surface Pro 2 - great for drawing but poor battery life and terrible trackpad and keyboard.
Microsoft Surface Pro 4 - great for drawing but it died on its first birthday just as its warranty ran out. Never again, Microsoft, our affair is over.💔

And now I've got:
Asus Chromebook C302 - here's a review from TechRadar

It's a marvellous machine but it doesn't have a dedicated drawing surface. I had to buy a separate stylus to go with it so I bought a Meko Capacitative Stylus (click for review) and I'm very pleased with it (see right for quick sketch - and below for an attempt at the beginnings of a design for a birthday card.)

BUT  it's not perfect. The surface slips just a little too much to be satisfactory for drawing so I've ordered a Lenovo 500e. More about that soon and I'll blog a bit about drawing apps on Chromebooks. After using Windows Paint which was super easy, I know that I'll be in for a learning curve (or more probably hill or mountain). Update coming soon.




Monday 20 May 2019

Glyn Carter's 'An Eclection of Fairies' book launch May 10, 2019



Glyn Carter's book launch 'An Eclection of Fairies' at The Bookkeeper, King's Road, St Leonards on May 10, 2019


The BookKeeper




On May 1, 2019 The Bookkeeper Bookshop in St Leonards hosted the launch of film-maker Glyn Carter's first collection of short stories. 'This is not a book for children,' he told us and proceeded to hold us rapt while he read extracts from his stories.
Stories into Light - Glyn Carter's films


Saturday 18 May 2019

Read it! Read it! Read it! It's 'Wild Metrics' by Ken Edwards

Wild Metrics is a marvellous read. In fact, I couldn't put it down. It not only entertained - it made me think and it's still making me think. It's an attempt to make sense of life by looking at its shapes as honestly as possible without distorting them. And it works because you're not even aware of what this book/ story / poem is doing. You're carried through by K and by Ken.

For those of us who lived through the 70s, it is a page-turner because you compare your experiences with those of K, the book's 'hero'. I'm not sure Ken Edwards would describe K as a hero although maybe he would. I certainly think of him as such. For those of you who are younger, it will be fascinating because it opens the door into a world of poets and other artists, not the mainstream, but people who knew they were on the edge of things and who knew that that's where they wanted to be - in a position to question and to challenge.

I sidled nervously up to this book because I thought it was going to be 'experimental' and for me, that means 'difficult to read'. As with John Cage's music, I feared that I was going to fail at the crucial point. I don't mind listening to John Cage (although he's not my favourite) - until it gets to his silences which are supposed to be the most important parts. And I like the thought of them. But only the thought of them. I don't like the actuality. But this book is not like that. This book has a shape that wraps itself around you and carries you along. For me, it is mainly memoir-shaped and it has observations and images that stick in the mind. And questions.

The Grand Iota Press promised that it was 'dedicated to imaginative prose writing..... books that are hard to categorise but good to read.' Well, that turned out to be true and the fact that I'd met Ken briefly and liked both him and his music gave me hope that I would like the book. And then Carol Dennard (of the Bookkeeper bookshop) mentioned that she was reading Ken's book and enjoying it. Duly encouraged, I jumped in.

My first impression was surprise. It was easy to read. Very enjoyable. Ken had turned into K and although I had to block images of Kafka's K from my mind (because my memories of Kafka's K in The Castle were frightening), it was easy to do and then Ken's K could create his own atmosphere. Which he did. I realised later on that Ken had probably chosen 'K' because of these associations i.e. not only with himself but with Kafka's K, too (although I may be wrong, of course).

Ken Edwards
The main part of the story (apologies to Ken here because towards the end, he categorises this book as a poem and of course, it can be experienced like that)  deals with his life from approximately 1974 - 8. It's the tale of life in London, writing and publishing poetry, meeting writers, going to poetry readings and managing to exist on very little. He lives in shared houses, gets odd jobs, signs on.  Has girlfriends, loses them and finds them again. Forms friendships. Goes for a few months to the USA to tutor a rock star's daughter.

The thread is K's life, overlaid with poetry.

I was particularly interested in reading about his life during those years because there were so many points of contact and contrast with my own life in Leeds. I was bringing up a child, teaching part-time and although I thought I was well-read, had not heard of many of the poets K mentions. K says near the end that most of the poets were men and although female poets were encouraged, there were hardly any of them. That was true in Leeds, too. My best friend, Tessa, loved poetry and we went to listen to poets but never thought of submitting our own poems anywhere and nor did any of the other women we knew.

During the 70s, the poets I read were the ones that were, I suppose' 'on the other side of K's line', the establishment poets, although I never thought of them like that at the time. I liked Ted Hughes and Yevtushenko (and still do). My experience of poetry was haphazard. I liked the Liverpool poets and remember going to listen to Adrian Henri reading his poems to jazz. I'd never heard poetry like that before and thought it was marvellous. I went to listen to Zephanaiah at the Leeds Trades Hall and was aware of Linton Kwesi Johnson but I never met those people. What was notable about the Zephaniah concert I remember was that the audience was almost totally white. So far as I could see, there were only five black people present. But K knows so many poets and talks to them, corresponds with them. Ken Edwards knew them personally.

K takes us with him on his stint to the USA as tutor to a rock star's daughter and the emptiness of the glamour as well as the irritation he feels later when people are interested in him because of his association with the famous person rather than in him personally is easy to understand. He learns something and the reader does, too.

All this is interwoven with life in shared houses, cleaning, cooking, rent difficulties, people passing through who are struggling with their own lives.

Ken is careful to hold us gently when we reach the end of the '70s narrative and switch to 2019 life in Hastings and he makes sure that we know that 'the end' is not the end but it is the end of the book. We are left with the sound of Elaine's saxophone and Ken's bass guitar with an ongoing life that is interesting and fulfilling while the sea laps gently at the edges of the St Leonard's shore. The wild metrics are still working.

Angela J. Phillip, May 18, 2019

For further information, please see:
Grand Iota
Ken Edwards - Reality Street
The Bookkeeper Bookshop, St Leonards-on-Sea


David Quantick's 'All My Colors' Book Launch at the Printed Matter Bookshop April 17, 2019














For more information see DavidQuantick.com

Tuesday 14 May 2019

21 Things You Might Not Know about Amazon Self-Publishing by Francis Booth



  1. It doesn’t cost you anything. Nothing. Zero.
  2. Amazon allows you to create and publish paperbacks on KDP as well as e-books.
  3. You can also publish an audiobook version through Amazon.
  4. You keep the copyright; with a mainstream publisher you have to sign away the copyright for up to 10 years.
  5. Amazon gives you a free ISBN.
  6. You have your own Amazon Author Page where you can put pictures, biographical details, promotional videos and upcoming events; readers can click to follow you.
  7. Your book will be available for purchase on Amazon within 48 to 72 hours of you uploading it.
  8. Your paperback will be printed on demand (POD) so there is no minimum or maximum order quantity.
  9. You can specify your own fonts and layouts for the paperback and you can include illustrations in both e-book and paperback versions, though they will be black and white in the paperback.
  10. If you have an image for the cover you can design the complete wraparound cover online using Amazon’s Cover Creator; if you don’t you can use one of Amazon’s stock designs.
  11. For the paperback, you can choose matte or glossy covers and cream or white paper.
  12. Amazon customers will receive your paperback one or two days from ordering; Amazon Prime customers don’t have to pay postage.
  13. The paperbacks are large format, well printed and highly professional.
  14. You can set your own prices, subject to a certain minimum. You can also set prices for markets outside the UK. While you are publishing the book you can play around with pricing on the Amazon site to see how much you will make at various price levels.
  15. You keep 70% of the selling price for e-books and 60% minus cost on paperbacks.
  16. Your book will simultaneously be available in major countries like the US, Japan, France and Germany.
  17. You can order as many copies of your paperback as you want for yourself at cost price plus postage. Cost price is 70p +1p per page.
  18. After publication you can make changes to your book at any time without withdrawing it from sale; you can change anything except the title and ISBN.
  19. There is a new desktop/laptop Amazon tool called Kindle Create that allows you to format your e-book; you can import your Microsoft Word document straight into it.
  20. Your readers don’t need an actual Kindle; the Kindle app is free and runs on any computer, tablet or smartphone, including all Apple devices.
  21. Amazon advertising will suggest your book to readers next to the authors and books you specify; there is no upfront charge for their advertising services.
Thanks, Francis. 

This is taken from my this week's Bookchat blog on Hastings Online Times. (Tuesday 14 May, 2019)

Sunday 12 May 2019

Message to Simon Armitage

Sea Colours in Hastings one Friday evening
Hello, Simon - I wish you well but I hope you don't regret it - taking on this poet laureate cloak. I can understand your parents weeping for joy. Mine would have done, too, if our circumstances had been the same (but still, I would have hoped to have followed Zephaniah).

I've often heard you on the radio and felt uplifted and comforted by your Yorkshire tones which seemed to speak to my South Derbyshire ones. It was a brave thing to do - giving up the day job to become a poet.

You said on the Today programme that yes, you were aware of Andrew Motion's problems with the role. You said you hoped that the same thing didn't happen to you. Didn't know if it would. Thought you'd be OK.

Well, I hope so, too. I wish you well. Hope there are no more royal babies, marriages or deaths to get in the way of your own babies, marriages and deaths and the chances to sit on the beach in the evening and stare out to sea - or maybe on the Yorkshire Moors? Ten years is a long time.
..............
19 May 2019
I've just read Andrew Motion's piece in The Guardian congratulating Simon and advising him to approach things in his own way - through the back door, the chimney - not the obvious front door. This is an interesting piece 'Simon Armitage knows where the heffalump traps are'.



Friday 10 May 2019

Have you ever seen a face? Or a bicycle?

My friend looking at me
Jaffa's grandpa said that you've never seen anything until you start to draw it! (Can you recognise a bicycle? Yes. Can you draw it? No - it's because you don't know how it fits together. You've not seen it yet..... he did go on.)

Nobody agreed with him, of course, but over the years I thought about it.

I don't think I'd ever seen my friend until I drew her.

Why don't you try it? I mean why don't you try drawing your friend? Or a rose, or a shoe, or a bicycle?

Thursday 9 May 2019

Laughing in the wrong places?



Or were we? I'm not sure. And did it matter? Oh, yes, yes, yes it DID!

I'm talking about All My Colors by David Quantick (yes, it's that book again - I can't get it out of my mind).

I was walking to a meeting this morning, sunny day, a bit cool and I was thinking about the book and how much the author didn't want us to laugh in the wrong places. He said it at the book launch and then again in an interview.

But I think he thought we were laughing at the grisly bits, the pieces of nightmare that bind the book together. Well, I don't know about the other readers but those were not the bits that I was laughing at. The scenes of horror were nightmarish, not funny. I was laughing at all kinds of other bits in between, the way he described somebody starting to laugh, for instance, and his characters' everyday interactions.

It seems important to the author that the horror - the punishment that Todd receives - remains nasty. The author wants him punished - not for what the reader expects him to be punished for - but for what the author thinks that Todd needs to be punished for. There is no redemption in sight.

This book works on so many levels and I thought as I got to my meeting place that one of the levels is all about guilt..... writer's guilt...

And I do think it's important to laugh together - all in sync with each other - like getting the rhythm right with feet tapping, hearts beating together ...

Saturday 4 May 2019

Is it time to abolish the post of Poet Laureate?

Present Continuous by Angela J. Phillip
Is honesty the lifeblood of art? Of poetry? You could say that's a silly question, but if you're the poet laureate, can you really be honest? Would you be? Could you make the truth - your real truth - balance inside your head against the truth you know they want to hear?

So who wants the job? Carol Ann Duffy has come to the end of her tenure, but who will follow her? Are there any takers? Wendy Cope, Benjamin Zephaniah and Imtiaz Dharker have all made it clear that they are not interested. They don't want to be told what to write although only Zephaniah has been open about why he doesn't want to do it. Apparently, he said, 'They oppress me, they upset me, and they are not worthy.' Good for Zephaniah! Andrew Motion said that the role damaged his work. (See the Guardian article Hunt for next poet laureate still on as Imtiaz Dharker says no to job.}

Lucian Freud painted a picture of the Queen and it provoked a storm because he didn't flatter her. He didn't compromise his vision. However, a picture is silent and interpretations can vary. On top of that, Lucian Freud was tougher than most of us. Words are usually more precise than pictures so a poet laureate would have to be careful. Very careful. All of the time.

Do you agree? And does the problem lie in the fact that you have to write on a subject that you might otherwise not have written about? No, I don't think so. Narrowing of choice usually makes life easier not harder. Or is it the fact that you're no longer free to say what you want? Ah, there's the rub. But now I've come to a conclusion and I'm assuming it's a no brainer and that you've come with me, so what should we do about it? How about abolishing the post?



Wednesday 1 May 2019

Surely you haven't forgotten it - It's 'All My Colors' by David Quantick!

Well..... phew.... I've just finished it! What a book! It's All My Colors by David Quantick.

It says on the back that it's - a morality tale, a comedy and a horror story all rolled into one. Well, that nearly put me off because I don't like horror stories, but a mix of morality and comedy, I could go for that.

It's about a writer! Deep breath here. It's Todd Milstead, a writer who can't write but who has a photographic memory. And then he remembers - in its entirety - a book that everyone has forgotten. It's All My Colors.

I couldn't believe it - started reading and couldn't stop. I laughed out loud from time to time (got funny looks from people in buses). I kept on thinking though that this was a man's book.... and then I changed my mind.

Not really horror, more bits of nightmare that keep happening as Todd lurches through life on his way to the dreamed-of best seller..... You'll never believe the twists and turns and yes, the morality tale is there, too. It's not what you expect. It's in the ending but, like Todd, you don't see it coming. Although when you look back, maybe, like him, you should have done.